yo

about vert (aka me, myself, overlord, a jerk etc. etc.)

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IMAGE GALLERY FROM VIDEOS GONE PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, OR CANNED (if you spot all the references you get added to a secret list for cool people + a discord so @ me @vertzone on discord)

yo, im vertzone (vert), punk, manwhore, part time youtube, full time loser. my upload schedule has been shaky recently (date: 23rd june 2023) because exams but also i got jobs and a girlfriend. i try to make people laugh and also tbh i do youtube to try and make money. im a punk and on the interest of time ill keep this short.

first channel founded in 2014. i made pokemon card pack openings and bad stopmotion as all kids do. had about 5 subscribers and no more than 30 all time views.

in 2017 i screen recorded me playing flash games based on cuphead with no commentary and bated 15k people into watching it by making a good thumbnail. i would never get this many views again for 6 years. 30 subs.

in 2020 i took the screenname "gnome child" from my blossoming runescape obsession. i uploaded shitty "remixes" (putting midi files in pirated fl studio and changing the soundfont) and got no more than 50-100 views on each. 50 subs, 16k views.

late 2020 i made a new channel, i got fed up of having now 70 dead subscribers latched onto me. this began the alias of pepsi man which is still found in my channel iconography if you look far enough back. this is the time i took up the name "vertigo" as a way to ban evade on runescape and discord.

2021 i uploaded shitty inside discord jokes and classics between me and a group of people close to the remixers "robotic wisp" and "xgravity" with classics like "robotic wisp likes waifu games !?!?!" in which i play a screenshot with music over it for 30 seconds. vertigo was my main user name on discord now. 5 subscribers, 20 views.

2022 i became vertzone. the zone coming from a runescape clan i left a week after they let me use their clan tag. i only joined because it sounded cool. some videos kicked up, i got into persona, made a video on persona, got 700 views and couldnt care less about it. vertzone was now my main alias

late 2022 i experimented with avant garde descriptions, didnt work, went back to copying mr beasts faces in thumbnails. scrubbed all identifiable stuff of me off the internet because i was a sad man

2023. put everything of me back up. stream some times. have a severe addiction to minor painkillers because of headaches due to computer screens. can do a backflip now, hit my deadlift goal. 60 subs. 24k views